5 definitions by jmanly

A guy who betrays friends and steals their girlfriends by lying

A guy who lies about his sexuality to get into a girls pants

dumper of nice girls to persue someone they are supposidly not interested in
See that guy there

yea

he stole my girlfriend by pretending he was bi-sexual, so i wouldnt see him moving in on her

thats what we call an asshole or a masshau, you dont want a friend like that
by jmanly April 6, 2010
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One who is gay but in complete denial about it
that guy over there, dresses and acts likes he SOOOOO gay but he says hes not
yea thats masshau, hell come out to himself in a couple of years
really, boy his girlfriend will sure be pissed
by jmanly April 9, 2010
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A perpetually childish/immature girl who simply refuses to grow up and act like an adult.

A girl that acts more like a lesbian than a lesbian but claims to be straight and even gets in relationships with boys but doesnt put anything into the relationship and blows them off constantly for their female "besties".

Constantly on the internet on the devices her parents buy her cause shes a spoilt brat telling people every detail of her life (probably even when shes having a period) and living in a fantasy life instead of actually having a life
Immature, childish, lesbian wannabe, spoilt, timecake
by jmanly January 8, 2012
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town in northern ireland where incest is recomended
maghera: incest is best
by jmanly March 8, 2009
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The coolest individual i have ever had the pleasure of meeting and sharing a house with.
supportive, friendly, drinking buddy, comedian and personal trainer
have u met this guy, he is jman
by jmanly May 6, 2010
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