Definitions by jlm_one

kamen 

A group of Segway riders, analogous to a flock, herd, or gaggle. Named after the Segway's inventor, Dean Kamen.

I was walking through the tourist district the other day when a kamen of ten Segways road past. What a bunch of dorks!

kamen by jlm_one October 4, 2009

text-end 

When a text-messaging distracted driver rear-ends the vehicle in front of them. Recently demonstrated by public transit drivers in San Francisco, Texas and Boston.

Did you hear about that San Francisco MUNI train driver who text-ended another train?

text-end by jlm_one May 11, 2009