2 definitions by jk5_1986
The most slimy, greedy, biggest con-merchant wankers in construction industry. Always altering/chopping and changing costs like an evil Sith Lord at the expense of poor white man subcontractor who is feeding his family on 12 pence per day.
Trying to understand a QS who is justifying an horrifically/disgusting high cost to you using a spreadsheet which looks as if it was created by Stephen Hawking is like a Finnish man trying to understand the entire Qur'an off by heart in less than 12 hours.
Most of them have little construction technology knowledge and exist only to tinker around on Microsoft Excel like a child on candycrush.
If you want to work in construction, don't be a wanker Quantity Surveyor. (I recommend being an architect, you get to wear trendy glasses and drive a Saab around like a boss).
Trying to understand a QS who is justifying an horrifically/disgusting high cost to you using a spreadsheet which looks as if it was created by Stephen Hawking is like a Finnish man trying to understand the entire Qur'an off by heart in less than 12 hours.
Most of them have little construction technology knowledge and exist only to tinker around on Microsoft Excel like a child on candycrush.
If you want to work in construction, don't be a wanker Quantity Surveyor. (I recommend being an architect, you get to wear trendy glasses and drive a Saab around like a boss).
'That Quantity Surveyor charged me £20,000 for a toilet seat and he's still holding money we were owed by the contractor 2 years ago - nobhead!'
by jk5_1986 February 23, 2015
Arrogant, violent, and it many cases unwashed vermin from the east end of London. Lucky they are being wiped out due to rapid London immigration.
Cockney to Cockney at a West Ham match: 'Look, there's some away fans, let's beat them all up even if there are children among them'
by jk5_1986 October 22, 2016