1 definition by jizzalope

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In order for you to maximize your autoeroticism, you slit your wrist and you use your own blood for lube. Try to cum before you die!
Why is Jack in the hospital?

He tried to have a Louisiana Saturday Night, but couldn't get it up. He made an awful mess.
by jizzalope February 25, 2009

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