147 definitions by jimmybomm
That annoying tickle on your face causing you to itch because of a piece of fuzz stuck on the inside of your covid mask. We wouldn't have to wear a mask if the chinese government would have spoke up right away and advised the world of the covid 19 virus.
Thanks a lot you selfish bastards in the CCP for fucking up the world and giving me covid mask itch.
by jimmybomm August 10, 2020
All my brother does is sit around whittling wood and watching porn instead of finding a woman to do it for him.
by jimmybomm January 5, 2021
guy 1: Hey bro that hot chick is staring at you sucking her finger. guy 2: Oh I see her. I think I'll hook up with her and have her gut swallow my jiz. guy 1: When your finished can you send her my way. guy 2: Sure. Anything to help out a friend.
by jimmybomm January 12, 2021
by jimmybomm May 31, 2020
A mark of shit left behind in your underwear from either not wiping or not wiping properly with a wet wipe. To call someone a shit smudge is very derogatory.
by jimmybomm November 9, 2020
The ud curse is when someone is obsessed with making up words to put on urban dictionary. They keep thinking of new words which consumes them 24/7. Its not a bad thing!
by jimmybomm June 24, 2020
Guy 1: I won't be able to attend the the family gathering due to covid. Guy 2: There he goes again using the covid excuse. He just doesn't want to go.
by jimmybomm December 4, 2020