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That annoying tickle on your face causing you to itch because of a piece of fuzz stuck on the inside of your covid mask. We wouldn't have to wear a mask if the chinese government would have spoke up right away and advised the world of the covid 19 virus.
Thanks a lot you selfish bastards in the CCP for fucking up the world and giving me covid mask itch.
by jimmybomm August 10, 2020
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Another way of saying jerking off.
All my brother does is sit around whittling wood and watching porn instead of finding a woman to do it for him.
by jimmybomm January 5, 2021
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To swallow something and it goes straight to the stomach(gut).
guy 1: Hey bro that hot chick is staring at you sucking her finger. guy 2: Oh I see her. I think I'll hook up with her and have her gut swallow my jiz. guy 1: When your finished can you send her my way. guy 2: Sure. Anything to help out a friend.
by jimmybomm January 12, 2021
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The name you wish you didn't have. Why would his parents name him jack?
guy 1: Hey bro is that your buddy over there jack kinoff. guy 2: Man I don't know him.
by jimmybomm May 31, 2020
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A mark of shit left behind in your underwear from either not wiping or not wiping properly with a wet wipe. To call someone a shit smudge is very derogatory.
That guy at the bar all drunk and picking fights with everyone is a real shit smudge.
by jimmybomm November 9, 2020
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The ud curse is when someone is obsessed with making up words to put on urban dictionary. They keep thinking of new words which consumes them 24/7. Its not a bad thing!
Because of the ud curse my brother put on me I carry a pen and paper where ever I go.
by jimmybomm June 24, 2020
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The use of covid 19 as a excuse so you don't have to do or participate in something.
Guy 1: I won't be able to attend the the family gathering due to covid. Guy 2: There he goes again using the covid excuse. He just doesn't want to go.
by jimmybomm December 4, 2020
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