20 definitions by jimmiedavurdmeister
by jimmiedavurdmeister August 13, 2007
New York State's biggest almost-seven-year waste of money since the Rockefeller era in Albany put up so many castles in the slums;
a person (term loosely used!) who spends more time in any or every OTHER state in the Union trying to gain brownie points for herself, for the '08 presidential election which, if she wins, could well result in her eventual "sudden" demise at husband Bill's hands (Yep, the very "It all depends on just what murder ... is" Bill!), who, undoubtedly serving as her Vice-president, can ease his way into two MORE consecutive terms as president after filling out the unexpired time left in either of HER two consecutive terms that USA voters will most likely be dumb enough to elect her to in 2008 and 2012.
a person (term loosely used!) who spends more time in any or every OTHER state in the Union trying to gain brownie points for herself, for the '08 presidential election which, if she wins, could well result in her eventual "sudden" demise at husband Bill's hands (Yep, the very "It all depends on just what murder ... is" Bill!), who, undoubtedly serving as her Vice-president, can ease his way into two MORE consecutive terms as president after filling out the unexpired time left in either of HER two consecutive terms that USA voters will most likely be dumb enough to elect her to in 2008 and 2012.
by jimmiedavurdmeister August 21, 2007
why the school nurse sometimes sends people home to have their hair combed out for li'l bitty varmints crawling around in it; also known as Lice Chex.
by jimmiedavurdmeister August 14, 2007
Enjoy your inkjobs now, girls; in 40 years you'll all be so sagged out or so overweight that all you'll be is a bunch of tattooed old ladies appealing to NOBODY!
by jimmiedavurdmeister August 20, 2007
The result of hackups that don't get caught before they hit the open air in front of you; sometimes induced by a sudden sneezing spell.
by jimmiedavurdmeister August 13, 2007
another name for people who were formerly of the n-word status, until that word was formally declared to be dead and buried during the summer of 2007. Not to be cornfused with COLLARD greens.
by jimmiedavurdmeister August 15, 2007
A question asked when trying to ascertain whether a person has consumed any food recently. The inquiree may or may not be named Chester.
by jimmiedavurdmeister August 15, 2007