jim inman's definitions

disastrophy

A catastrophy and a disaster in one incident.

If that volcano erupts, it will be the greatest disastrophy in American history.

by Jim Inman September 22, 2006

gagged

To gag is to fail at a task attempted.

I tried to send those pictures via email, but my computer gagged on them. I'll try again

by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

tarmac

Tarmack is a reference to a discovery by a man named MacAdams. MacAdams found that crushed rock, as opposed to pea gravel, could be compacted into a firm and durable surface if mixed with asphalt tar and compacted.'Tarmac is a term almost universally misused to describe an airports runway, which are always concrete, not blacktop, paving, or tarmack.

Driving through the California motherload, we could see remains of the tarmack that once was the surface of the main road.

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

bitchmistress

A bitchmistress is an obstreperous and obnoxcious cunt of a woman who has a willing yet sniveling husband, trick, or boyfriend in tow. She makes him do everything for her and complaines the whole time, spending his cash and bitching. Meanwhile he eagerly grovels at her feet.

If that idiot and his bitchmistress ever come back, I'll eat glass before I'll wait on their table.

by Jim Inman August 20, 2006

prarie doggin'

The urgent need to pass a bowel movement.

Sorry dude, I gotta go, I've got a steamer prarie doggin' on me.

I don't know why she left in such a hurry, maybe she's got prarie dogs.

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

has her back

"Has her back" refers to the situation where a gay person, male or female, has a friend who fills-in or runs cover as an apparently heterosexual companion or sidekick.

"She is cute as a button, queer as Amelia Earhaedt, and that asshacker Bob has her back."

" That new dude is a faggot, the queer upstairs thinks he has her back. Not!"

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

south pole

Slang for anal intercourse.

We had wonderful sex, even went to the south pole.

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006