jim inman's definitions

Cubicaltraz

Cubicaltraz is a reference to the prizon like atmosphere that pervades the business office and cubicalvilles everywhere. A combination of Alcatraz and cubical.

When I worked for them I thought that place was cubicaltraz, compared to this shithole, it was paradise!

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006

Sahara submarine

The Camel, a horse designed by a committee, may be correctly called a "Sahara submarine". This moniker is a derivation of the term "Ship of the desert". It referemces the fact that camels are frequently jambpacked with arab seamen.

"I'm not going to waste a 3 million dollar cruise missel, just to blow-up a tent and a couple of sahara submarines."

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

blow a smoke ring

To "blow a smoke ring" is to overheat or overload electronic equipment, causing damage to the overheated component and associated system failure.

I sure yet, but it looks like a fan went south and the processor gagged. I hope it didn't blow a smoke ring.

by Jim Inman August 19, 2006

fang faced

A person having terrible dentition and missing teeth. Generally through neglect as occurs in the homeless.

That fang faced bagwitch rode-off on my rockhopper!

by Jim Inman August 20, 2006

Mexican Mink

A skunk or polecat, especially a roadkill that can be smelled on the wind.

"I hit a Mexican mink in my Cadillac, and I can't get the smell to go away".

by Jim Inman August 16, 2006

ratrod

An unceremoniously modified old car, jalopy or rough hot rod. Ratrods are eternally works-in-progress, unpainted or primered, with special reverence paid to pre 1960's American iron, Yankee ingenuity, reckless driving, drag racing, juvinile deliquency and shade tree engineering. The driver smokes, his ballast looks like Betty Page, and he has a fortune tied-up in scratch.

Dick spends more time working on that old ratrod of his than he does up against my bare white ass. I wish he would play me more often so I'd know he loves me like his Ford.

by Jim Inman August 25, 2006

sage punk

A sage punk is a hardass cowboy. Not all cowboys are sage punks, but all sage punks think they are cowboys.

When we were leaving the stampede I had to reboot that same sage punk that was mouthing off in the beer garden.

by Jim Inman August 17, 2006