jim inman's definitions
A stoneager(sounds like teenager)is a person with basic or limited computer skills. Usually an older person (50+)who did not have computers to deal with as a kid. The stoneager has an outdated computer, system, software, etc.
Also stoneager (sounds like teenager)
Also stoneager (sounds like teenager)
My mom wants me to come over for dinner, and while I'm there I have to install some software for her. She is a great cook, but a total stonager.
by Jim Inman August 19, 2006
Get the stonagermug. by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
Get the Australian basket jobmug. A crankwitch is a woman drug addict who's appearance and behavior suggest that she has endured years of drug abuse.
She is missing teeth, the ones left are rotten from neglect. She is so ugly; "You woundn't fuck her with a roadkilled snake."
She is missing teeth, the ones left are rotten from neglect. She is so ugly; "You woundn't fuck her with a roadkilled snake."
by Jim Inman August 22, 2006
Get the crankwitchmug. by Jim Inman August 26, 2006
Get the hardwaremug. The hottest nude model of the of "black and white" photographic era. Also, her trademark hair style in jet black. Betty was (is) among the most beautiful and wonderfully sexual women in the world. She is the inspiration for the term betty, which means a sexually desireable, and hot young woman, or prospective lay.
by Jim Inman August 25, 2006
Get the Betty Pagemug. by Jim Inman August 24, 2006
Get the scratchmug. A woman or thing not desired. Used by W.C. Fields in his statement; Women are like elephants, I like to look at them but I don't want one.
"She had a beautiful ass, but she was an elephant."
"I couldn't believe how those elephants were trashing their bitch men."
"I couldn't believe how those elephants were trashing their bitch men."
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
Get the Elephantmug.