jim inman's definitions
by Jim Inman August 20, 2006
Get the bagwitchmug. A persons behavior or condition that is reminiscent of a laboratory rat that has been exposed to an excess of some chemical, toxin, or treatment, causing it to be or behave in an abnormal manner, rendering it useless for further scientific study.
We were drunk as lab rats.
Her boyfriend is a lab rat, 'fucker drank all the tequila and most of the beer!
Her boyfriend is a lab rat, 'fucker drank all the tequila and most of the beer!
by Jim Inman August 16, 2006
Get the lab ratmug. To be infuckingfected is to be infected personally or to have your computer infected and to be so fucking mad about it that you could burst a Goddamn blood vessel.
by Jim Inman August 19, 2006
Get the infuckingfectedmug. A treat for her. Her lover places two or more well lubricated and inspection gloved, fingers, into her anus, then firmly massages her G-spot and it's related squirt glands, through several thick layers of muscular vaginal and anal tissue, against her pubic bone. She goes off like a gun if you do it right! Don't spare the lube! See also asspuppet, cornweasel, etc.
Maggie had never experienced the buttpuppett, and was anxious to see if she would squirt when she was bound and played, by the other girls in her cabin.
by Jim Inman August 23, 2006
Get the buttpuppetmug. A Salt Water Mexican is any of the native Pacific islanders, including Hawaiians,Phillipinos,Samoans,etc.
by Jim Inman February 28, 2007
Get the salt water Mexicanmug. by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
Get the Australian basket jobmug. A crankwitch is a woman drug addict who's appearance and behavior suggest that she has endured years of drug abuse.
She is missing teeth, the ones left are rotten from neglect. She is so ugly; "You woundn't fuck her with a roadkilled snake."
She is missing teeth, the ones left are rotten from neglect. She is so ugly; "You woundn't fuck her with a roadkilled snake."
by Jim Inman August 22, 2006
Get the crankwitchmug.