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stonager

A stoneager(sounds like teenager)is a person with basic or limited computer skills. Usually an older person (50+)who did not have computers to deal with as a kid. The stoneager has an outdated computer, system, software, etc.
Also stoneager (sounds like teenager)
My mom wants me to come over for dinner, and while I'm there I have to install some software for her. She is a great cook, but a total stonager.
by Jim Inman August 19, 2006
mugGet the stonagermug.

Australian basket job

The same as a Chinese basket job, but with a sheep instead,
mate.
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
mugGet the Australian basket jobmug.

crankwitch

A crankwitch is a woman drug addict who's appearance and behavior suggest that she has endured years of drug abuse.
She is missing teeth, the ones left are rotten from neglect. She is so ugly; "You woundn't fuck her with a roadkilled snake."
That crankwitch whore that hangs at the minimart? Is she really your mom?
by Jim Inman August 22, 2006
mugGet the crankwitchmug.

hardware

Jewelry, especially when worn in a piercing.
Did you see all the hardware on that strippers snatch? It looked like a fishing tackle accident!
by Jim Inman August 26, 2006
mugGet the hardwaremug.

Betty Page

The hottest nude model of the of "black and white" photographic era. Also, her trademark hair style in jet black. Betty was (is) among the most beautiful and wonderfully sexual women in the world. She is the inspiration for the term betty, which means a sexually desireable, and hot young woman, or prospective lay.
You take the one in the polka dot blouse, I'll take Betty Page.
by Jim Inman August 25, 2006
mugGet the Betty Pagemug.

scratch

Holmes, did you see the "Folsom Prison scratch" on that old biker? It was the shit!
by Jim Inman August 24, 2006
mugGet the scratchmug.

Elephant

A woman or thing not desired. Used by W.C. Fields in his statement; Women are like elephants, I like to look at them but I don't want one.
"She had a beautiful ass, but she was an elephant."

"I couldn't believe how those elephants were trashing their bitch men."
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
mugGet the Elephantmug.

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