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fishin' gear accident

A "fishin' gear accident" is a reference to an overly-pierced
person, as if they got accidentally hooked with multiple fishooks and lures.
She was a sweetheart, but you wouldn't believe all the hardware in her snatch. It looked like a fishin' gear accident.
by Jim Inman August 26, 2006
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nipadoo

Nipadoo was Tarzan's word for lots and lots of shit. Jane and Cheeta always understood and obeyed without question.
My beer is almost empty. Nipadoo bitch.
by Jim Inman August 25, 2006
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stonager

A stoneager(sounds like teenager)is a person with basic or limited computer skills. Usually an older person (50+)who did not have computers to deal with as a kid. The stoneager has an outdated computer, system, software, etc.
Also stoneager (sounds like teenager)
My mom wants me to come over for dinner, and while I'm there I have to install some software for her. She is a great cook, but a total stonager.
by Jim Inman August 19, 2006
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Australian basket job

The same as a Chinese basket job, but with a sheep instead,
mate.
by Jim Inman August 17, 2006
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crankwitch

A crankwitch is a woman drug addict who's appearance and behavior suggest that she has endured years of drug abuse.
She is missing teeth, the ones left are rotten from neglect. She is so ugly; "You woundn't fuck her with a roadkilled snake."
That crankwitch whore that hangs at the minimart? Is she really your mom?
by Jim Inman August 22, 2006
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bullshitistic

Bullshitistic means full of bullshit and fiercely insistant upon the validity there of. Unreasonably wrong and sticking to it.
The fucking Democrats and their bullshitistic platform.
by Jim Inman September 2, 2006
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betty

Betty Page is the inspiration for the term betty, which means a sexually desireable, and hot young woman, or prospective lay. The hottest nude model of the of "black and white" photographic era. Also, her trademark hair style in jet black.
You take the one in the polka dot blouse, I'll take Betty Page.
by Jim Inman August 25, 2006
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