jim dandy's definitions

shit-clamp

A person who loves to do sick things with tools

cory from sparwood is such a shit-clamp

by jim dandy November 17, 2004

poo toucher

A person or persons who touch male poo with thier genitals.

chad polzin is a poo toucher

by jim dandy November 4, 2004

wawawewa

A catch phrase of Borat. Used as a punctuative statement affirming his belief.

"Pamela anderson is a very beautiful...wawawewa"

by Jim dandy November 5, 2006

lollycock

n. The act of fllacio. Oral sex performed upon a male(s).

She begged me for more lollycock. That lollycock wuz da shiznit!

by Jim Dandy December 10, 2003

knee knockers

an old womans saggy tits that hang down and knock against her knees with every step she takes. some men find this erotic and very hot sex can stimulate a penis to pentrate through the knee knockers and enter the vagina.

damn those "knee knockers" are looking sexy.

by jim dandy January 24, 2005

yeeha

Guys who dress up like they’re at a rodeo to impress ho’s at the local country bar. Busch beer drinking, beer-muscle having, can’t get a woman off, Copenhagen all up in da teeth, chicken-shit, corn breed, cracker ass, country boys

Look at all these damn yeeha's dressing up like its's halloween tryin to get some ass.

by Jim Dandy May 11, 2004

numb sausage

a person, usuallly a man, cant get his penis to stand up staight, making it difficult to insert in various orifices. ie. vaginas, mouths, asses, ears, pee-pee holes

wife-looks like u got a numb sausage
husband-dammit!
wife-well i'l get the poolboy
husband-ile join in the festivities

by jim dandy January 24, 2005