jim dandy's definitions

shit-clamp

A person who loves to do sick things with tools

cory from sparwood is such a shit-clamp

by jim dandy November 17, 2004

lollycock

n. The act of fllacio. Oral sex performed upon a male(s).

She begged me for more lollycock. That lollycock wuz da shiznit!

by Jim Dandy December 10, 2003

wawawewa

A catch phrase of Borat. Used as a punctuative statement affirming his belief.

"Pamela anderson is a very beautiful...wawawewa"

by Jim dandy November 5, 2006

poo toucher

A person or persons who touch male poo with thier genitals.

chad polzin is a poo toucher

by jim dandy November 4, 2004

knee knockers

an old womans saggy tits that hang down and knock against her knees with every step she takes. some men find this erotic and very hot sex can stimulate a penis to pentrate through the knee knockers and enter the vagina.

damn those "knee knockers" are looking sexy.

by jim dandy January 24, 2005

numb sausage

a person, usuallly a man, cant get his penis to stand up staight, making it difficult to insert in various orifices. ie. vaginas, mouths, asses, ears, pee-pee holes

wife-looks like u got a numb sausage
husband-dammit!
wife-well i'l get the poolboy
husband-ile join in the festivities

by jim dandy January 24, 2005

shart

when u fart and shit in one smooth motion.usually invovles an extensive cleanup.

i was with my girlfriend and then sharted all over the inside of my pants.

by jim dandy January 24, 2005