1 definition by jiggabuff

Top Definition
a condition where you feel a compulsive need to turn down party invites and/or any other happy event that involves drinking
jay: Hey anthony, come over and let's drink some wine.

anthony: I'm sorry I can't. My booty is very saggy and sticky today. I can't get up my sofa.

jay: You need intervention! That's a sign of O.L.S Old Lady Syndrome.
by jiggabuff December 04, 2011

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