2 definitions by jhawkin3
A dirt snake is the greasiest creature you could ever meet in the woods or elsewhere. He/she is not to be trusted, and usually splatters grease and slime everywhere they go. On top of the grease, there usually is a rank odor, and a full grown dirt snake may have a dirt mustache or other greasy facial hair. Avoid dirt snakes at all costs, and dont let them slide into your life and cover everything in shit.
1. Hey you fucking dirtsnake, why don't you fuck off and die! I dont want your smelly ass anywhere near here and ill fucking kill you if i see you again.
2. Dirtsnake: Hey, do you think you could add some bacon grease to that poutine?
Mcdonald's employee: alright, Ive had enough you sneaky dirt snake. Get the fuck outta here before I shove this poutine up your dirt snake ass.
2. Dirtsnake: Hey, do you think you could add some bacon grease to that poutine?
Mcdonald's employee: alright, Ive had enough you sneaky dirt snake. Get the fuck outta here before I shove this poutine up your dirt snake ass.
by jhawkin3 August 11, 2009
Person with the features of one with down's syndrome (retard). Generally very ugly with no neck. Also, very low intelligence and often attend Carleton university. The name comes from the similarities of persons afflicted with down's syndrome and the facial features of indigens of Mongolia.
"Hey mommy, why does that retard look like such an ugly piece of shit?"
"Well Billy, his name is Kalonen and he is a mongoloid."
"Well Billy, his name is Kalonen and he is a mongoloid."
by jhawkin3 January 13, 2009