1 definition by jesusfrickinchrist

Alamo Whites

A suburban place in San Antonio full of rich white people that couldn't care less about anyone but themselves. Pretty standardized culture tbh. Literally every AW girl: Something with Lululemon, some designer purse, hair straighter than a ruler, an IQ of -200, whiter than Paris Hilton, a snobby attitude and a PhD in blowjobs. Basically Satan dressed as Regina George but way less iconic. Every AW boy: Bill Clinton wearing Salt Life shirts.

Alamo Whites: "We're awesome!"
Literally every other school in the city: "Suck our cocks!"

by jesusfrickinchrist April 15, 2019