129 definitions by jesse

TRADE

Example of a gay one-night stand. Typically used in the South.

That big queen Josh hooked up with some trade and got laid yesterday.

by jesse July 8, 2003

Shrimp smackdown

When a man has a semi-flaccid penis that is saliva coated after recieving oral sex, he smacks the girl who preformed the oral sex in the face with his penis.

"I gave that bitch the shrimp smackdown." I need to give some bitch the shrimp smackdown tonight." "She let me give her the shrimp smackdown."

by jesse April 5, 2005

bjere

Another word for delicious beer.

Damn, I could go for a bjere right now

by jesse July 28, 2003

Uptarded

uptarded is an increased level of retardedness.

the room got uptarded when you walked in.

by jesse June 8, 2003

checkmark

A eupemism for dick (in terms of "giving" or "getting dick")

Can be used as verb or noun.

"Did you checkmark Erica last night?"
"I want a checkmark from that dude over there."

by jesse February 8, 2003

pisar

Spanish Word meaning fuck

" ese wey se va ir a pisar esa morra "

by jesse March 28, 2005

hoopdoggin'

when someone else is checking you out.
(verb)

Man, that chick is totally hoopdoggin' on you bro.

by jesse May 22, 2003