2 definitions by jenny12345

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To royally screw someone out of a payday or "win" at the last minute when they least expect it.

getting screwed over by someone who is terrible at their own job, so they screw you over whenever they can
I almost landed that huge account, but then i got the 11th hour screwjob.
by jenny12345 September 30, 2012

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A fake promotion or job offer that your boss has no real intention of giving you.

When your boss dangles a carrot in front of you in order to get you to do what they want, but they are never really going to give you the reward or promotion.
I just got another feauxopportunity to move to Hawaii if I push this crappy agenda at the next board meeting.
by jenny12345 September 30, 2012

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