Conservative Jones, Boy Detective: You're just in time. My colleague, Glenn Beck
, has brought
a mystery to my attention! The Fasces is an ancient
Roman symbol co-opted by the Fascists. Now look
at the back of the Mercury Dime, minted by Woodrow Wilson, and what
do you see? It's proof that Democrats are historical
Moonbat McWacky: Actually, the Mercury Dime predates Fascism
by several years, and the same symbol can be found in the Oval
Office, Congress, and the Lincoln Memorial.
God, Moonbat, do you know what
that means? Fascists have
been trying to take over this country... since before
they even existed!