jeff clement's definitions

agnostic

an atheist in lack of testicals

Agnostic? What's that?

An atheist without balls...

by jeff clement June 15, 2008

Crispy Creme

v. to ejaculate onto a females face and to let the semen dry, as to resemble the glaze of a crispy creme donut

She wanted me to give her the ole crispy creme cuz it revitalizes and lifts the face.

by jeff clement June 15, 2008

pussy atheist

literal term for agnostics

You're agnostic? Ohhh! You mean you're a pussy atheist!

by jeff clement June 15, 2008

super facial

the act of ejaculating copious amounts, upwards of two fluid ounces, onto a woman's face

Dude, I gave that bitch a super facial. The looked like a crispy creme!

by jeff clement June 15, 2008