5 definitions by jdupon21

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Puberty is really a giant monster that puts pubes on you while you are asleep.
Kid 1: Dude, I finally hit puberty!
Kid 2: Naw dude, pubertis touched your balls and possibly your inner asshole while you were sleeping
Kid 1: No!!!! I wanted to lose my virginity to a cheerleader!
by jdupon21 January 03, 2010

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To leave a very small tip
Waiter: You know what, you can take you jew tip back, because you must need it more than me.

Jew: Oh well thank you you little shlinskfdasfdku (Yiddish).
by jdupon21 December 30, 2009

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(proper noun Go-re-lick)

Goo swallower
Oral fucker
Regional dick sucking champion
Elected mayer of gigolos
Licker of the asshole
Intimate son of a bitch
Cockgoblin
Kueer
Mr. Gorelick is all of the above
by jdupon21 January 05, 2010

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The time of the month that all of the college kids get together at a restaurant or bar.
Dan: Dammit this was the only place that we could go to get away from the douche meeting
Bar Owner: Well I guess that all we can do now is burn the bar down in a holy fire.
by jdupon21 January 04, 2010

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A pal that you are comfortable enough to touch dicks with.
Jimmy: Hey dad, wanna see my pen pal?
Dad: Well sure why not bring him on in.
Dave: Alright Jimmy, are you ready?
Jimmy: Ready Dave:
(Dick touching)
Dad: Jesus Fuck!
by jdupon21 January 03, 2010

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