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Puberty is really a giant monster that puts pubes on you while you are asleep.
Kid 1: Dude, I finally hit puberty!
Kid 2: Naw dude, pubertis touched your balls and possibly your inner asshole while you were sleeping
Kid 1: No!!!! I wanted to lose my virginity to a cheerleader!
by jdupon21 January 03, 2010
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