jdawg's definitions

kamasutra

The holy book of all that is erotic. The contents of such a book will help any ordinary man or woman become a sex saint. It contains descriptive instructions and pictures of several different positions of intercourse, including positions involving standind, sitting, laying, handstands, bridges, kneeling, and many other forms a body can take. The goal of this holiest of books is for more variety and gratification in your sexual practices

WARNING: Some positions may cause soreness or injuries in places you never even knew you had. If problems persists please consult your physician or yoga instructor.

Honey lets try position #235 in the "Kamasutra" again, but this time remember to balance at equilibrium between my legs while i do a headstand.

by JDawg April 3, 2003

Frothy Whale

When a dude is receiving a blowjob he blows his load in somebody's mouth and then punches the other person (he or she) in the stomach so they blow the froth everywhere.

Kyle Gibson is giving his brother GAY head and then his brother blows his load and punches Kyle Gibson in the stomach.

by JDAWG February 22, 2004

math

Abstract thinking in its purest forms using numerical objects. Mathematicians and physicists (ie, applied mathematicians) have been proven to be the smartest people in the world; the people who "don't get it" become retarded history majors.

I tried to use the Dirac Delta Function to patch the singularity in the path integral, but LOL it diverges and I failed completely so I had to find a new topoligical metric. Maybe I should have used a contour integral.

by jdawg January 15, 2004

attachabongable

Able to have a bong or other marijuana smoking device attached to it and used to inhale the smoke.

My gas mask is attachabongable.
Your asshole isn't attachabongable.

by jdawg January 11, 2005

skaskater

1.A person who has a good skateboard, but can't skate and tries to hard.
2. An uneducated person when it comes to skating, who wears the clothes.

Bam isn't a skaskater, but "Benny" is.

by JDawg May 24, 2003

pinkham

Rap listenin' bicycle pimp.
With "eyes" for Gillda.

Pinkham quite staring at Gillda's cank.

by jdawg May 13, 2005

wawanksta

A person who is a wannabe wannabe ganksta.

He ain't no ganksta, no wanskta, hes a wawanksta, thaz fo' sho.

by JDawg May 24, 2003