jb_finesse's definitions

thumbectomy

A small surgery used to keep people in line. Used by the mafia. Also used by crazed fans who don't like the fact that their favorite author killed the main character of his series and find him in his car, all fucked up, then take the author to their house, nurse them back to health, then become psycho bitches and force the author to write a new book with a different ending...

1. I gave him a little thumbectomy to make sure he got the message...

2. HOLY FUCK MY THUMB! YOU CRAZY BITCH!

by JB_Finesse October 1, 2005

crunkular

1. Relating to crunk and other words stemming from it.
2. A very 80's way to say crunk.

1. We shall test the crunkularity of this movie/entertainment device/other.
2. Dude, that's crunkular!

by JB_Finesse May 26, 2005

crunkularity

How crunk something is. Related to crunkular.

1. The crunkularity of the Ipod remains to be seen.
2. Your crunkularity will be determined with a deathmatch in (insert video game here).
3. I have only recently discovered the crunkularity of Bawls.

by JB_Finesse May 26, 2005

Irish cap

A cap similar to a beret but different. Sometimes retards call them driving caps or golf caps or other stupid shit, but they're not. Seen on old people, Irish people, workers, and the occasional black person.

Call it a golf cap again and I'll blow your fucking head off.

by JB_Finesse June 4, 2005

Boulevard of Broken Dreams

A song by Green Day that has been overplayed and turned into shit. The first time I heard it I thought it was all right, but now it's been played shitloads of times all over the world, and if I hear it again I'm shooting somebody. It doesn't matter who, but hopefully it'll be somebody whose death will STOP THE FUCKING SONG!

Some Gerow: I just downloaded Boulevard of Broken Dreams.

Me: What the fuck for?

Gerow: To listen to. But it doesn't work. I'm sad now.

Me: Really? This might cheer you up. *whips out a .44 magnum and unloads it into the Gerow's chest*

by JB_Finesse June 9, 2005