Definitions by jazz4
Pseudo-Washer
A person who just moistens hands after bathroom use. Soap is not used, and a shake of the hands is usually an attempt at drying them.
The 'Pseudo-Washer' usually does it for show, as not washing at all would affect their image.
The 'Pseudo-Washer' usually does it for show, as not washing at all would affect their image.
Guy #1: "Hey, you didn't wash your hands. You barely got em' wet!"
Guy #2: "So? I'm a Pseudo-Washer! You mad bro?"
Guy #2: "So? I'm a Pseudo-Washer! You mad bro?"
Pseudo-Washer by jazz4 November 15, 2011
Astrology
An idea that is irrational and not based on evidence commensurate with the extraordinary nature of the claim.
The belief that the cosmos operates in conjunction with the benalities of our love lives, interactions and career oppurtunites, etc.
The belief that the cosmos operates in conjunction with the benalities of our love lives, interactions and career oppurtunites, etc.
Astrology is bogus...
Wing-It-Dinner
An important meal that is concocted out of random odds and ends because you forgot to go grocery shopping.
i.e.) 1 boiled egg with 50 different condiments.
i.e.) 1 boiled egg with 50 different condiments.
Wing-It-Dinner by jazz4 September 21, 2011
Native American
Native American by jazz4 May 17, 2011
Time-Fuck
When a clock breaks in your house and you get 'fucked by time.'
Dangerous, as your initial reaction isn't that there is a fault with the clock, but rather a fault within the space-time continuum.
Dangerous, as your initial reaction isn't that there is a fault with the clock, but rather a fault within the space-time continuum.
Sam - "Mike, are you okay?"
Mike - "Sorry, the clock says ten, even though it's six. I'm a bit Time-Fucked right now."
Mike - "Sorry, the clock says ten, even though it's six. I'm a bit Time-Fucked right now."
Screenwriter
Person#1: "Casablanca, what a masterpiece. You know it took four screenwriters to write that?
Person#2: "What's a Screenwriter?"
Person#2: "What's a Screenwriter?"
Screenwriter by jazz4 March 27, 2011