Definitions by jazz4
Pseudo-Washer
A person who just moistens hands after bathroom use. Soap is not used, and a shake of the hands is usually an attempt at drying them.
The 'Pseudo-Washer' usually does it for show, as not washing at all would affect their image.
The 'Pseudo-Washer' usually does it for show, as not washing at all would affect their image.
Guy #1: "Hey, you didn't wash your hands. You barely got em' wet!"
Guy #2: "So? I'm a Pseudo-Washer! You mad bro?"
Guy #2: "So? I'm a Pseudo-Washer! You mad bro?"
Pseudo-Washer by jazz4 November 15, 2011
Time-Fuck
When a clock breaks in your house and you get 'fucked by time.'
Dangerous, as your initial reaction isn't that there is a fault with the clock, but rather a fault within the space-time continuum.
Dangerous, as your initial reaction isn't that there is a fault with the clock, but rather a fault within the space-time continuum.
Screenwriter
Person#1: "Casablanca, what a masterpiece. You know it took four screenwriters to write that?
Person#2: "What's a Screenwriter?"
Person#2: "What's a Screenwriter?"
Screenwriter by jazz4 March 27, 2011