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Rich as a Nazi

A phrase said when your wealth equates that of a Nazi.

When you are in possesion of a lot of money and want to exclaim it.

Comical, as comparing your well-being with a Nazi is unacceptable, socially and morally.
Goebbels, Himmler, Goerring all being Men of considerable wealth and power.

"Jesus, I'm as rich as a Nazi"

"If we rob a bank, we'll be as rich as Nazi's" etc.
by jazz4 July 24, 2010
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Procrastigasm

When your procrastination reaches it's peak, followed by the feeling of shame and realisation of how badly you spent your time, avoiding important tasks.
Michael - "Oh God! I've just spent three weeks watching youtube videos when I should have been doing my homework...What a procrastigasm."
by jazz4 March 5, 2011
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Astrology

An idea that is irrational and not based on evidence commensurate with the extraordinary nature of the claim.

The belief that the cosmos operates in conjunction with the benalities of our love lives, interactions and career oppurtunites, etc.
Astrology is bogus...
by jazz4 November 14, 2011
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Native American

The 'original' Americans.

White man stole their land so they took their scalps and built casinos.
The Native American enjoys white-man-scalping, long walks on the beach followed by black jack.
by jazz4 May 17, 2011
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Wing-It-Dinner

An important meal that is concocted out of random odds and ends because you forgot to go grocery shopping.

i.e.) 1 boiled egg with 50 different condiments.
Man, I'm starving, I only had a wing-it-dinner!
by jazz4 September 21, 2011
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Pink-Polo

One who wears designer pink polo-shirts regularly. Usually people who behave irritatingly in social situations.

Term mainly used in England.

Someone who wears pink, acting like an alpha-male, as their apparent comfortability in this colour renders their hetrosexuality strengthened.
Mike - "Oh my god, look at that guy starting trouble on innocent people, is he actually wearing a pink polo shirt?"

Sam - "Yeah, such a pink-polo."
by jazz4 November 25, 2010
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Pseudo-Washer

A person who just moistens hands after bathroom use. Soap is not used, and a shake of the hands is usually an attempt at drying them.

The 'Pseudo-Washer' usually does it for show, as not washing at all would affect their image.
Guy #1: "Hey, you didn't wash your hands. You barely got em' wet!"

Guy #2: "So? I'm a Pseudo-Washer! You mad bro?"
by jazz4 November 15, 2011
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