Englaised

Amalgamation of 'England' and 'malaise'.

The feeling an English person gets from England's winter weather.

A dark, brooding, cold and wet atmosphere, rendering you tired, uncomfortable with a healthy pinch of depression.
Sam: "Jesus, look at that depressing grey sky, I think it's raining as well - I'm going to stay in today."

Mike: "Yeah, me too. I'm feeling truly 'englaised' - maybe see you in six months when the sun comes out."
by jazz4 March 05, 2011
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Drink-Fuck

A mind fuck of the mouth. When one takes a sip of what they think is one thing but is in fact another.
Woah, what a drink-fuck, I could have sworn that was lemonade.
by jazz4 May 06, 2011
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Wing-It-Dinner

An important meal that is concocted out of random odds and ends because you forgot to go grocery shopping.

i.e.) 1 boiled egg with 50 different condiments.
Man, I'm starving, I only had a wing-it-dinner!
by jazz4 September 21, 2011
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Native American

The 'original' Americans.

White man stole their land so they took their scalps and built casinos.
The Native American enjoys white-man-scalping, long walks on the beach followed by black jack.
by jazz4 May 17, 2011
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Pink-Polo

One who wears designer pink polo-shirts regularly. Usually people who behave irritatingly in social situations.

Term mainly used in England.

Someone who wears pink, acting like an alpha-male, as their apparent comfortability in this colour renders their hetrosexuality strengthened.
Mike - "Oh my god, look at that guy starting trouble on innocent people, is he actually wearing a pink polo shirt?"

Sam - "Yeah, such a pink-polo."
by jazz4 November 25, 2010
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Time-Fuck

When a clock breaks in your house and you get 'fucked by time.'

Dangerous, as your initial reaction isn't that there is a fault with the clock, but rather a fault within the space-time continuum.
Sam - "Mike, are you okay?"

Mike - "Sorry, the clock says ten, even though it's six. I'm a bit Time-Fucked right now."
by jazz4 May 06, 2011
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Astrology

An idea that is irrational and not based on evidence commensurate with the extraordinary nature of the claim.

The belief that the cosmos operates in conjunction with the benalities of our love lives, interactions and career oppurtunites, etc.
Astrology is bogus...
by jazz4 November 14, 2011
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