The bitch who made the most annoying song in the history of the world. Justin Beiber is approved by the world more than those who approve of Rebecca Black. The infamous Friday song consists of Black telling the world it's Friday (even when it's clearly not Friday). She also us the days of the week, as if we don't already know it. We know Thursday is before Friday, Friday is Friday, Saturday is after Friday, and Sunday is after Saturday. But that bitch thinks we're too dumb to know. She also has to decide where to sit in a car, the front seat or the back seat. Which is the dumbest shit ever because someone is already is in the front seat, which means you're suppose to sit in the BACK SEAT, BITCH. The music video consists of 12 year old kids in front of a green screen pretending to drive a convertible and two girls on the side dancing awkwardly, becoming a giant sensation on Tumblr. Also, a random black guy, who is obviously older than 12, rapping and perhaps even attending the same party as the kids. Creepy much? The song is plague. It hurts your ears, makes you want to cry, and drops your IQ 100 points but somehow it sticks to your head, spreads like a cancer and can causes you to even sing it sometimes.
Guy: Forget Beiber Fever
, I got the Black Plague
Rebecca Black: Kickin’ in the front seat
Sittin’ in the back seat
Gotta make my mind up
Which seat can I take?
Rebecca Black: Yesterday was Thursday, Thursday
Today i-is Friday, Friday (Partyin’)
We-we-we so excited
We so excited
We gonna have a ball today
Tomorrow is Saturday
And Sunday comes afterwards
I don’t want this weekend to end
Sucked into the Rebecca Black craze, singing "Friday" on everyday of the week and going super crazy on Friday.
Guy: It's Friday, Friday. Gotta get down on Friday!
Guy 2: Dude, it's Wednesday.
Guy: PARTYIN PARTYIN, YEAH!
Guy 2: STFU douchebag.
Girl: Quit hating, he's got the Black Plague.