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mofile

or mo-file. This is a combination of chomo and pedophile.

mo+file=mofile

Used to describe some one who looks like they have pedophile looking characteristics. Thick big glasses, usually over weight, may have a white panel van. Typically a social outcast with little to no experience with women. May still live at home with parents/grandparents in the basement. Prison slang word
"He looks like a chomo", "ya he fits the mofile".
by jayram1408 January 11, 2013
mugGet the mofilemug.

Pumpken

ˈpəmp•kin A closet homosexual. A man that acts very masculine in public, but is gay behind closed doors. Comes from Ken and Barbie, He would rather pump Ken (pumpken) then Barbie.
Me: Hey sis, sorry I didn't know that guy you liked was gay. He's a real pumpken then? Sis: I tried to make out with him but he kept talking about the guys on the football team. Wouldn't touch me.
by jayram1408 March 14, 2023
mugGet the Pumpkenmug.

walmart return specialists

A person who steals items from Walmart then returns items to get gift cards to sell for drugs useally.
Jake does not like to be called a theif or a booster so he has a more professional sounding title, Walmart return specialists.
by jayram1408 August 22, 2020
mugGet the walmart return specialistsmug.

Prairie dogging

Prairie dogging (verb),
any of a genus (Cynomys) of gregarious burrowing rodents of the squirrel family chiefly of central and western U.S. plains
especially : a black-tailed rodent (C. ludovicianus) that usually lives in extensive colonial office spaces.
Definition: to pop up like a prairie dog in an office setting and look around the room from ones cubicle for a few seconds. Often done at near simultaneous times by other employees (prairie dogs) in said environment. Looks similar to skill based games where one attempts to smash down the prairie dogs with a padded hammer.
I was prairie dogging at work from my cubicle and I saw the some guy pat the boss on his butt and the boss winked back.
by jayram1408 October 16, 2022
mugGet the Prairie doggingmug.

Piece

This needs to be explained better. It's all in the setting used. For example looking at women. "That's a nice piece (piece of ass)." When talking about weapons, "You got a piece?" A firearm. When it's a person you don't like. This is usually preceded buy an adjective. "He is a big old piece (piece of shit)." Can be a place or location but is usually not one's own residence or a friend's as it has negative overtones. "Look at all the dope fiends up in this piece (shooting gallery or crack house)." When using drugs and will be specific to the type being used. "I got some shards (crystal meth) you got a piece? (incense burner or glass bubble pipe used for smoking meth)."
How about all at once... I was up at the homies piece (shitty apartment) when his piece (his bitch) came and grabbed my piece (my dick) and said "hit this piece (a pipe with meth in it) then you can hit this piece" (her piece of ass).when homie walked out and seen it happen and started getting crazy up in his piece (apartment) so I pulled out my piece (firearm) and told him "PEACE OUT." (I'm leaving and don't want no trouble)
by jayram1408 June 9, 2023
mugGet the Piecemug.

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