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Pumpken

ˈpəmp•kin A closet homosexual. A man that acts very masculine in public, but is gay behind closed doors. Comes from Ken and Barbie, He would rather pump Ken (pumpken) then Barbie.
Me: Hey sis, sorry I didn't know that guy you liked was gay. He's a real pumpken then? Sis: I tried to make out with him but he kept talking about the guys on the football team. Wouldn't touch me.
by jayram1408 March 14, 2023
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Prairie dogging

Prairie dogging (verb),
any of a genus (Cynomys) of gregarious burrowing rodents of the squirrel family chiefly of central and western U.S. plains
especially : a black-tailed rodent (C. ludovicianus) that usually lives in extensive colonial office spaces.
Definition: to pop up like a prairie dog in an office setting and look around the room from ones cubicle for a few seconds. Often done at near simultaneous times by other employees (prairie dogs) in said environment. Looks similar to skill based games where one attempts to smash down the prairie dogs with a padded hammer.
I was prairie dogging at work from my cubicle and I saw the some guy pat the boss on his butt and the boss winked back.
by jayram1408 October 16, 2022
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Finart

finart (fin*art)
/fin/ˈärt/
A old person, usually with a bad demeanor. A older person that is always grumpy. Replaces old fart.
The old finart yelled at me for walking across her grass.
That old finart smells like depends.
by jayram1408 February 15, 2019
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mofile

or mo-file. This is a combination of chomo and pedophile.

mo+file=mofile

Used to describe some one who looks like they have pedophile looking characteristics. Thick big glasses, usually over weight, may have a white panel van. Typically a social outcast with little to no experience with women. May still live at home with parents/grandparents in the basement. Prison slang word
"He looks like a chomo", "ya he fits the mofile".
by jayram1408 January 11, 2013
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Pronouner

A person with a sexual identity crisis, a person who gets their gender confused and thus want to confuse everyone else by making you call them by there preferred pronoun. A "pronouner."

Often found at Antifa rallies, college safe spaces and gay pride parades.
"Hello sir how are you doing today?" ... "It's MAM, understand it's MAM!!!" The pronouner yelled at me. "I didn't know you were a pronouner."
by jayram1408 October 16, 2022
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