4 definitions by jay_P09
A person from rural Canada who's vocabulary is basically limited to "Jesus fuckin' Christ you wanna go out for a rip and have a dart bud?" Can be easily identified by plaid shirts and jean jackets as well as a baseball cap with some kind of farm equipment or hunting supply store logo on it and wearing work boots literally everywhere. Even to church, or school. Can usually be found telling people about the truck or dirt bike or whatever that they have for sale on Kijiji and about the stuff they've found for sale on Kijiji. If you want to see Canadian Rednecks look no further than Meaford Ontario.
"Hey bud wanna buy a fuckin' mint John Deere Gator? Only rolled her over like maybe 10 times."
"Nah I don't buy stuff from Canadian Rednecks.
"Nah I don't buy stuff from Canadian Rednecks.
by jay_P09 November 10, 2014
The act of trying to dig your car out from underneath a significant amount of snow from an overnight snow dump. Clearing away the snow slowly reveals more and more of the vehicle much the same way archaeologists brush away dirt to uncover things. Usually occurs whenever you are late for something important.
Hey boss I can't come in to work today I gotta do some serious Canadian Archaeology to even find my car let alone drive it.
by jay_P09 November 18, 2014
A small town in southern Ontario located between the 401 highway and the shore of Lake Erie about 30 minutes from Chatham-Kent. It is the location of the University of Guelph Ridgetown Campus formerly know as just Ridgetown College where the focus is mainly the agriculture program. The campus also offers other programs such as horticulture, veterinary technology, vet office administration and environmental management. Ridgetown also holds the world record for fastest police response to house parties, most college house parties only last about 20-30 minutes before the entire Chatham-Kent Police Department descends on the house and shuts them down. This makes one night stands rather difficult in Ridgetown because nothing is a better cockblock when you're trying to pick up chicks than red and blue flashing lights out the window.
"Hey man where's the party at tonight?"
"I don't know but we're in Ridgetown so just follow the cops and you'll find it."
"I don't know but we're in Ridgetown so just follow the cops and you'll find it."
by jay_P09 October 28, 2015
It's an axle configuration used on tractor trailers and other heavy trucks where the centres of the rear axles are 6 feet apart not a god damn sex position you perverts.
by jay_P09 January 3, 2015