jason spencer's definitions

Celebritard

A person whose only claim to fame is being a complete and total asshole.

Paris Hilton is a perfect example of a celebritard.

by Jason Spencer January 22, 2007

Gynoceros

I huge, monstrous, beastly woman. Typically seen in moo-moos and Walmart.

Alas, the gynoceros is not yet endangered.

by Jason Spencer January 16, 2008

gravy pants

When you shit your pants.

After I ate 9 burritos, I made gravy pants.

by Jason Spencer January 5, 2005

Beerios

Cheerios and beer. Truly the breakfast of champions.

"Beerios beats Wheaties any day."

by Jason Spencer April 3, 2004

dead heat in a zeppelin race

What the chest of a girl with huge tits looks like.

Tina's chest looks like a dead heat in a zeppelin race.

by Jason Spencer April 3, 2004

lois griffin

The ultimate cartoon MILF. I'm sorry, but she beats Marge.

I rubbed one out to Lois Griffin.

by Jason Spencer April 3, 2004

Beeriod

See "hangover". Feeling like shit after a long night of drinking.

A bloody mary should cure my beeriod.

by Jason Spencer December 20, 2003