jason spencer's definitions

Beerios

Cheerios and beer. Truly the breakfast of champions.

"Beerios beats Wheaties any day."

by Jason Spencer April 3, 2004

fuca

See "Gunt." Acronym for "Fat Upper Cunt Area." The little fat area above the vagina but below the stomach.

I kicked her right in the fuca.

by Jason Spencer May 19, 2003

dead heat in a zeppelin race

What the chest of a girl with huge tits looks like.

Tina's chest looks like a dead heat in a zeppelin race.

by Jason Spencer April 3, 2004

scrunt

Combination of three words - skanky crusty cunt; used to describe a woman of ill repute.

That girl is such a scrunt!

by Jason Spencer April 21, 2003

Gynoceros

I huge, monstrous, beastly woman. Typically seen in moo-moos and Walmart.

Alas, the gynoceros is not yet endangered.

by Jason Spencer January 16, 2008

Celebritard

A person whose only claim to fame is being a complete and total asshole.

Paris Hilton is a perfect example of a celebritard.

by Jason Spencer January 22, 2007

lois griffin

The ultimate cartoon MILF. I'm sorry, but she beats Marge.

I rubbed one out to Lois Griffin.

by Jason Spencer April 3, 2004