jason spencer's definitions

Celebritard

A person whose only claim to fame is being a complete and total asshole.

Paris Hilton is a perfect example of a celebritard.

by Jason Spencer January 22, 2007

Beeriod

See "hangover". Feeling like shit after a long night of drinking.

A bloody mary should cure my beeriod.

by Jason Spencer December 20, 2003

flavor saver

When a man with a goatee or beard eats a woman's pussy and does not wipe his face clean when he's done. He keeps it wet and dirty for future enjoyment.

After I ate her pussy, I wanted a flavor saver.

by Jason Spencer April 21, 2003

doggy water

see "Pre-cum." Clear liquid that comes out of a man's penis before he ejaculates.

Hey baby, lick the doggy water off the tip of my dick.

by Jason Spencer April 17, 2003

mud eye

The asshole.

Want to see my mud eye wink?

by Jason Spencer April 28, 2003

neck bread

See "smegma." Debris that collects around the head of the penis.

Wash your dick, or else you'll get neck bread.

by Jason Spencer April 28, 2003

fuca

See "Gunt." Acronym for "Fat Upper Cunt Area." The little fat area above the vagina but below the stomach.

I kicked her right in the fuca.

by Jason Spencer May 19, 2003