jason spencer's definitions

piper wiper

The act of fucking a girl in the ass, and as soon as the man cums, he pinches her neck very hard. This causes the woman's asshole to clench up, and when the man pulls his penis out, it is perfectly clean.

A piper wiper gets my dick nice and clean.

by Jason Spencer April 21, 2003

flavor saver

When a man with a goatee or beard eats a woman's pussy and does not wipe his face clean when he's done. He keeps it wet and dirty for future enjoyment.

After I ate her pussy, I wanted a flavor saver.

by Jason Spencer April 21, 2003

Celebritard

A person whose only claim to fame is being a complete and total asshole.

Paris Hilton is a perfect example of a celebritard.

by Jason Spencer January 22, 2007

Beerios

Cheerios and beer. Truly the breakfast of champions.

"Beerios beats Wheaties any day."

by Jason Spencer April 3, 2004

fuca

See "Gunt." Acronym for "Fat Upper Cunt Area." The little fat area above the vagina but below the stomach.

I kicked her right in the fuca.

by Jason Spencer May 19, 2003

Gynoceros

I huge, monstrous, beastly woman. Typically seen in moo-moos and Walmart.

Alas, the gynoceros is not yet endangered.

by Jason Spencer January 16, 2008

neck bread

See "smegma." Debris that collects around the head of the penis.

Wash your dick, or else you'll get neck bread.

by Jason Spencer April 28, 2003