The sexual artform
know as The Obliterator is quite possibly the most destructive act in sex today. It requires insertion
of a fully erect penis into a anus and insertion
of both testicles into the vagina, one at a time.
Then you begin to rock back and forth
in a violent manner, preferebly while flailing your arms
wildly and screaming
at the top of your
"Hey Susan, it's me, Jonathan. I was hoping you would let me come over and obliterate the fuck out of you. Cool? See you at karaoke tuesday."
"Hello, my name is Erica and I was recently a victim
of The Obliterator from
men in one night. I've had abortions and I can no longer walk. God, it was great."