james's definitions

nutsaqutron

(a type of radiation given off by enormous balls).

balls large enough to collapse into a super dense vortex of nutsaqutron

by James December 26, 2003

The Pen Is Mightier

1) "-than the sword"--A phrase meant to imply the superiority of words over violence.
2) A machine for penis enlargement, as alluded to in an episode of celebrity jeopardy, on Saturday Night Live.

1) Well, you know, John, the pen is mightier, as they say!
2) I'll take the penis mightier for five hundred! ... Call it what you want, Trebek, but does it work? Will it really mighty my penis?

by James January 29, 2004

Rollover

Waking the next morning with in a drunken stupor similar to the one had the night before.

I woke up with such a rollover, I couldn't drive!

by James November 18, 2004

dozer

A person who has a big ego for which they cannot control.

You're dozer is fucking out of control.

by James December 2, 2004

crunk

\Crunk\ (kru^ngk), Crunkle \Crun"kle\ (kru^ng"k'l), v. i. Cf. Icel. kr?nka to croak. To cry like a crane. Obs.

``The crane crunketh.'' --Withals (1608).

Your girlfriend was sure crunkin' when I was waxing it from the back.

by James December 14, 2004

footy head

footy head - dicks,unintelligent,moronic,bitches,wana be,try hard losers who grab each others balls while thinking they r good at sport and girls. this is not everyone that plays footy as most of them are cool. dick fucks.

Harry Dawson and casey akinson
"haha ratty"
hugh"
hahahahahahaha ...................Footy
.........hay...........Footy" etc."im a dick nob"

by James November 22, 2004

hehaw

another word for a girls ass

Yo check out her hehaw.

by James July 17, 2003