james's definitions

bake a cake

get a woodie

someone could 'bake your cake'

do you wanna bake cakes?

by James March 29, 2005

Scope

Scope is a term used for a spastic

Look at that scopehead!! He looks like Vav

by James July 12, 2004

Duo Penotti

Mysterious chocolate based reaming lubricant, nice and creamy for those who enjoy ingesting chocolate anally.

Often used by reamers as an "incentive" lubricant, to encourage them to ram large and sharp objects ever deeper.

"I like a nice creamy ream, with Duo Penotti, on a stottie, up my bottie, in my pram, from my mam, with a good hard ram!"

by James February 4, 2004

Granderbland

Tasteless, Tacky

Granderbland comes from the old german "Krandbeln" which means "Without taste"

Charrie was dressed in granderbland clothes.

by James April 25, 2005

Golden Shower

1)To urinate on another human being for sexual gratification, usually by somebody who's never heard the words "personal" and "hygene" strung together in the same sentence.

"Jenny was running late for work, so instead of a regular shower involving hot water and soap, John just gave her a quick golden shower and she was on her way."

by James October 18, 2003

Mad Snickers

to don praise on to a person or object. this word dervives its meaning from the goodness of snickers candy bar.

Mad snickers to the A on that algebra test, man.

by james June 4, 2004

Bud

Dank Marijuana.

Where da bud at nigga?

by James April 16, 2004