537 definitions by jamEs

moleman

a pathetic loser.
some claim that molemen live in the sewers, eat poop and get constantly cheated on them by their overwieght lovers. This description may contain a certain amount of hyperbole.
Importantly, they pass out and get drawn/painted/peed on

see booth

friend 1:"did you see see jeff last night?"
friend 2:"yeah, he passed out and got cocks drawn on his face"
friend 1: "he's such a MOLEMAN

by jamEs November 16, 2003

;;

Abreviated version of ;_;

I lost my job and now I am crying. ;;

by jamEs August 22, 2004

prison bitch

The 5'11" 115 pound white guy in prison for beating up his wife and raping his 12 year old daughter.

OK John, You're in cellblock 9 with Bubba and Big Jeb. We took the liberty of embroidering your orange jumpsuit with "prison bitch"

by jamEs October 19, 2003

Graffenburg

He is GOD...
The G in G-spot stands for Graffenburg

Graffenburg, in his time gave women the most pleasure, but now its me.

by jamEs March 11, 2003

Skat

Skat, usually used in assosiaton with raps comes from Skinny Raps merging with Phat Raps to form this supergroup.

"Skat Rap Records, the only record label"

by jamEs February 27, 2005

angelina jolie

Smart, Sexy, Talented Actress, Wild, Fun

Angelina Jolie is bisexual.

by jamEs January 25, 2004

eagle wings

When you fuck a woman with her legs as wide as possible

Are you flexible?
Yeah
Lets do eagle wings

by jamEs March 10, 2003