korn

Carved into at least 90% of desks in Junior High Schools across the country. Backwards "R" mandatory.
"koRn is an accurate representation of the the agnst I feel as a white, susburban 13 year old" *carve, carve*
by JakeStar May 04, 2005
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handle

1. A 1.75 liter (half-gallon) bottle of liquor or other alcohol. Often has a handle or grip on the side for easy access.

2. One's online alias or nickname.

Note that people who use definition 1 do not use definition 2, and vice versa.
"SnYpeR2233? What kind of handle is that? Some kind of new Polish vodka?"

"Bacardi O? These n00bs are getting more and more uncreative with their handles."
by JakeStar January 23, 2006
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halloween

A holiday, which if you have any exposure to any media whatsoever, you will know is deeply stepped in Pagan tradition in which the day before blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
During the month of October, everything I read from the back of cereal boxes to Arts/Living newspaper features to magazine articles, to urban dictionary definitions by know-it-all 15 year olds told the story of the origin of Halloween. Who cares? Just give me my candy, dammit!
by Jakestar December 31, 2005
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tag

v. "Tagging" is the act of delivering a quick, sharp, blow to the scrotum. A well placed tag will leave the victim rolling on the ground, clenching his testicles in agony, possobly even vomiting.

Beleive it or not, some people find the pastime of tagging entertaining.
I was just standing there minding my own buissiness, when wouldn't you know it, he comes up from behind and tags me!
by JakeStar April 29, 2005
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saddle up

To leave, or prepare to leave. Popularized by an episode of Family Guy, where Peter says it.

See also, bounce, dip.
Well, I had better saddle up.
by JakeStar July 16, 2005
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fenway park

Home field of the Boston Red Sox. Its tiny, anicent, and smells of beer and urine, but Sox fans wouldn't have it any other way.
by JakeStar July 16, 2005
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contra

Contra III kicks so much ass that it is not suitable for women and children.
by JakeStar April 05, 2005
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