113 definitions by jaffaw

an accident involving shit
gosh, i've just had what feels like an acSHITdent, this is an emergingcy
by jaffaw July 14, 2009
a parent who uses the Iphone to help with all parenting activities, such as answering questions, finding the nearest toilet, baby change, child friendly restaurant,

can also indicate a new form of middle class parent
What are you checking on now.

Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.

wow iphone parent or what!!
by jaffaw February 12, 2010
intentionally or unintentionally sitting between a couple or people who are looking to make a play for each other.
I got to the restaurant and just down at the first seat, i didn't realise that Geoff was going to sit there and I ended up sitting chaperone all night with Geoff giving me the evil eye all night.
by jaffaw January 10, 2010
to describe that one would like the music turned up
crank that shit up, are you a dj or a ho?
by jaffaw July 21, 2009
a scots phrase to indicate talking a lot of bollocks
ah you, you're just blethering
by jaffaw July 21, 2009
describes something better for the same price
if you get a ... you'll get more bang for your bucks
by jaffaw July 16, 2009
when both parties are in agreement to get down to it
are we in sexual agreement, let's finalise on the details
by jaffaw July 16, 2009

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