an accident involving shit
gosh, i've just had what feels like an acSHITdent, this is an emergingcy
a parent who uses the Iphone to help with all parenting activities, such as answering questions, finding the nearest toilet, baby change, child friendly restaurant,
can also indicate a new form of middle class parent
What are you checking on now.
Tommy has just asked if we can go to the park and I want to check the crime rates and when it is open before we go.
wow iphone parent or what!!
intentionally or unintentionally sitting between a couple or people who are looking to make a play for each other.
I got to the restaurant and just down at the first seat, i didn't realise that Geoff was going to sit there and I ended up sitting chaperone all night with Geoff giving me the evil eye all night.
to describe that one would like the music turned up
crank that shit up, are you a dj or a ho?
a scots phrase to indicate talking a lot of bollocks
ah you, you're just blethering
describes something better for the same price
if you get a ... you'll get more bang for your bucks
when both parties are in agreement to get down to it
are we in sexual agreement, let's finalise on the details