31 definitions by jacknrochny
A horticultural anomaly, the banonion is a fusion of a banana and an onion. Originally devised by J. Martin Bush as a high potassium, tear jerking alternative to the tangerine, this fregetable is popular in Webster, NY and surrounding areas. Kat Tat farms is the only producer of this rare hybrid. A delicacy in Upstate, NY, the banonion is primarily used as a poison control center method of inducing vomiting, or to ward off Kats (sic). Elvis Presley is known to have an affinity for the banonion as well as Bette Davis and Sarah Jessica Parker.
Katherine: "I hate bananas and onions smell like BO!"
Jack: "Ooooo then you would love the banonion!!!"
Katherine: "What is that?"
Jack: "They sell it at Wegmans with a free bottle of Pepto-Bismol!! I heard its good for creating a muscle face."
Jack: "Ooooo then you would love the banonion!!!"
Katherine: "What is that?"
Jack: "They sell it at Wegmans with a free bottle of Pepto-Bismol!! I heard its good for creating a muscle face."
by jacknrochny January 2, 2009
When someone sings a song and does not know the proper lyrics of the original and ad-libs their own lyrics. They usually think the incorrect lyrics they are singing are truly the words of the song.
Todd: "Last nite, Valerie was singing karaoke to Men at Work's "It's Summers Day""
Brent: "Yeah, she kept singing "It's a Mistake, It's a Misssstake. Instead of "It's Summers Day""
Todd: "Dude, that was hystericalyrical!!"
Brent: "Yeah, like when I rambled through Barenaked Ladies "One Week" lyrics!!!!"
Brent: "Yeah, she kept singing "It's a Mistake, It's a Misssstake. Instead of "It's Summers Day""
Todd: "Dude, that was hystericalyrical!!"
Brent: "Yeah, like when I rambled through Barenaked Ladies "One Week" lyrics!!!!"
by jacknrochny August 28, 2007
Having really hard sex..driving it down the lane!..then on the next thrust you miss the orifice and slam your balls into the inside of their thigh. ouch.
I was giving it to Lisa really good and fast, but then threw a gutterball. I thought the labia minor acted as bumpers.
by jacknrochny November 3, 2007