When a group of guys go out to a bar and pickup a group of girls. There is one hideous chick in the group, but in order for all the guys to get some action one of them must hook up with her. He is nominated "Mike Rowe" due to the host of "Dirty Jobs".
Jerry: "Hey ladies, let's go back to my house on the beach and get naked!"
TJ (whisper to Phil): "Phil, your turn to get the nasty one, I was Mike Rowe
Phil: "Damn...alright, it's a "Dirty Job", but someone's got to take one for the team."
Waking up in the morning to find a bunch of pimples, zits and blackheads on your face that were not there the night before.
Tom: "I had a terrible case of sleep acnea last night."
Pete: "What did you do?, you face looks alright now."
Tom: "I squeezed the pimples, popped the zits, and used a Biore strip to get rid of the blackheads"
Pete: "You need to see a psychiatrist."
The congratulatory reception when a man tells his buddies that his wife has hit menopause
and will no longer have her monthly visitor and they can now have sex without birth control.
When John finally hit menapplause he threw away all his condoms.
The art of having your circumcised foreskin at birth saved in a bottle of formaldahyde until teenage years and then reattached.
"Luckily my foreskinaftskin operation was successful, or else my Jewish girlfriend would have left me."
Drinking so much that you pass out in bed with another person and you urinate in the bed, getting the other person all wet. Claimed by Rochester, NY as I have witnessed this on numerous occasions. Also, due to the fact that Rochester gets alot of rain and we need a slogan like Cleveland Steamer
Becky: "I went over his house to have sex, he was drinking, we fell asleep in his bed, and I woke up the next morning in a Rochester Rain Puddle."
Jordan: "That is gross, what did you do??"
Becky: "I left a Puddle of my own, took a quick shower, noticed a kidump
in his toilet, and left for good."
Similar in historical beginnings as ebonics, dwebonics is a variation of articulate english generally used by those in high-tech fields, Star Trek fans, politicians.
It is characterized as substituing relatively easy words and phrases with overly complicated ones.
Dwebonics: "Initiate water propogation through valve manipulation."
English: "Turn on the hose."
Dwebonics: "I have remotely calibrated the Light Amplification by Stimulated Emission of Radiation optical encoding device to emanate visual/audio depictions"
English: "I turned on the DVD player"
The art of soaking one penis in a bottle of Frank's Original RedHot Cayenne Pepper Sauce, and then having sex with someone. Some say it functions as a perfect spermicide.
Joab: "Dude, I took my date to Nick Tahoe's last nite."
Doc: "Really? What did you get?"
Joab: "I got a cheeseburger plate with Mac and Home Fries."
Doc: "What did your date get?"
Joab: "She a vegatarian, but I did give her a Rochester Red Hot!"
Doc: "Cool, at least you won't be a daddy!"