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blattered

UK. To be very very drunk. With our culture of binge drinking becoming more and more prevalent in recent years a whole new bunch of words are coming out to decribe being completely off your face on a Friday or Saturday night out. This one is a combination of the common words for being drunk battered and bladdered.
Oh no. Just remember what I was doing last night. Think I had my cock out at one point! Waving it in girls faces! F***, I must have been blattered.
by Jackie-F December 28, 2005
mugGet the blatteredmug.

scuff

A fight - noun. To fight - verb.
by Jackie-F December 28, 2005
mugGet the scuffmug.

fun and games

Ultra-pathetic and corporate way to tell someone you have lots of work to do, used in UK offices. If you notice yourself using this phrase then you need a change of job, lifestyle, haircut and sexuality
How you doin'?
Oh, I'm really busy at the moment. It's all fun and games...!
by Jackie-F December 28, 2005
mugGet the fun and gamesmug.

yeppity

Really lame way of saying yes. If you ever catch yourself saying it, stop, take ten deep breaths, then kill yourself
Feeling good?

Yeppity! Oh damn, did I just say that? See you in the next life...
by Jackie-F December 28, 2005
mugGet the yeppitymug.

gudgeon

A small undeveloped penis, looks prepubescent but found on a man who has reached sexual maturity. Named after the small bottom-feeding fish found in rivers and lakes in Western Europe
After his pants came down I had to do a double-take, there was nothing there but a gudgeon!
by Jackie-F September 24, 2005
mugGet the gudgeonmug.

muntcore

A hideously ugly person. When normal words such as 'munted' just aren't strong enough to describe such a grotesque appearance
Go for it, she's all over you.
Naa, she's butters (ugly).
You don't look at the mantlepiece when you're stoking the fire.
What are you on? She's full-on muntcore. No way am I getting with that
by Jackie-F September 24, 2005
mugGet the muntcoremug.

let's have it

UK. Said if you're offering someone a fight. Something a cockney gangster might say
What? You wanna have it? Let's have it then you caant
by Jackie-F December 28, 2005
mugGet the let's have itmug.

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