jackie-f's definitions

screw

London definition. To be angry. Verb - to screw. Adjective - screwing.

What you screwing for?
Just get the fuck out of my face yeah?

by Jackie-F September 24, 2005

funk

Weed. Ryming slang for skunk. Also see 'punk' and 'monk'

I got some reem funk, come over for a blaze

by Jackie-F September 24, 2005

deceptacon

UK. A woman who appears attractive but is actually ugly. Can be found in a number of situations or for a variety of reasons. Clever use of make-up. Drunkenness in the eye of the beholder. Darkness in a club. Nice from afar but far from nice. If you've only seen a very well taken photo. Looks good but has an awful voice/mind/personality. Anything that might deceive you into thinking she's buff but she aint. Comes from Transformers - robots in disguise.

Be careful, I'd say there's about 85% chance she's a deceptacon.

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

blattered

UK. To be very very drunk. With our culture of binge drinking becoming more and more prevalent in recent years a whole new bunch of words are coming out to decribe being completely off your face on a Friday or Saturday night out. This one is a combination of the common words for being drunk battered and bladdered.

Oh no. Just remember what I was doing last night. Think I had my cock out at one point! Waving it in girls faces! F***, I must have been blattered.

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

monumental

Something that's really amazing. See mental, sick, insane, nuts, mad, wicked, rude.
If something is mental but bigger/better

This shit is monumental! (emphasis on 3rd and 4th syllables)

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

laggo

UK. To be seriously drunk. Comes from lagging, or lagged up, as in to have drunk lots and lots of lager.

What d'you get up to last night then?
Don't even remember mate, I was proper laggo

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

batty town

Affectionate but insulting name for Brighton, UK. Home to lots of students and druggies. Also gay capital of England. See batty, Jamaican slang for homosexual.

What you up to tonight geez?
I'm not about mate, getting the train down to batty town.
Not to worry then geez, give us a bell when you get back.
Yeah yeah...

by Jackie-F September 19, 2005