jackie-f's definitions

laggo

UK. To be seriously drunk. Comes from lagging, or lagged up, as in to have drunk lots and lots of lager.

What d'you get up to last night then?
Don't even remember mate, I was proper laggo

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

yeppity

Really lame way of saying yes. If you ever catch yourself saying it, stop, take ten deep breaths, then kill yourself

Feeling good?

Yeppity! Oh damn, did I just say that? See you in the next life...

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

bust

To pull a member of the opposite sex.

Did you bust her?
So hard I've got a blister on my cock!

I haven't busted in months, my balls are aching and I'm on the verge of freak-out. The pages of my jazz-mags are stuck together, there's no use left in them!

by Jackie-F October 2, 2005

batty town

Affectionate but insulting name for Brighton, UK. Home to lots of students and druggies. Also gay capital of England. See batty, Jamaican slang for homosexual.

What you up to tonight geez?
I'm not about mate, getting the train down to batty town.
Not to worry then geez, give us a bell when you get back.
Yeah yeah...

by Jackie-F September 19, 2005

muntcore

A hideously ugly person. When normal words such as 'munted' just aren't strong enough to describe such a grotesque appearance

Go for it, she's all over you.
Naa, she's butters (ugly).
You don't look at the mantlepiece when you're stoking the fire.
What are you on? She's full-on muntcore. No way am I getting with that

by Jackie-F September 24, 2005

deceptacon

UK. A woman who appears attractive but is actually ugly. Can be found in a number of situations or for a variety of reasons. Clever use of make-up. Drunkenness in the eye of the beholder. Darkness in a club. Nice from afar but far from nice. If you've only seen a very well taken photo. Looks good but has an awful voice/mind/personality. Anything that might deceive you into thinking she's buff but she aint. Comes from Transformers - robots in disguise.

Be careful, I'd say there's about 85% chance she's a deceptacon.

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

lickup

To be mashed. Stoned. Blackup. Red. Lean. Buzzing. Under the relaxing effect of marajuana.

Boy, this green is killer, I'm lickup

by Jackie-F September 24, 2005