2 definitions by jack the mother fucking ripper

heyy there friendlee. wanna go jump off a fucking cliff.?
sure why not?
by jack the mother fucking ripper December 24, 2009
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that bitch that is fat now due to you. fucking bitch. dont ever call her ugly, its your fault! fucking i think the only reason mothers love you unconditionally is bc youre the only one that will love them back bc you made them fucking fat. damn youre a bitch!i cant belive that fucker buys you shit. and to think she put all her effort into pushin you out her cooch. then againn,, it could be her fault if your mom was a whore! buttttttt she could have gone skinny again.. if she stopped eating and became an anorexic slut bc she was made fun of for being fat.. bc of you!
your mom is a whore

did i ever tell you i wanna fuck your mom?
what kind of boyfriend are you!?
by jack the mother fucking ripper December 24, 2009
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