68 definitions by jack mehoff

Miln Jellybean

A complete idiot. He b d n00b.

See STD.

Use protection; wear a condom!

by jack mehoff June 18, 2004

wendys

Good joke to pull on some of your friends that are to slow to pick up on it.

Jack:Hey man do you like Wendy's?
Friend: Yeah(95% of the time they will say that cause who the hell would think of that anyway)
Jack: So you like when Dees Nuts hit your chin.

by jack mehoff February 15, 2005

bounging

1 bounging.
2 like a ZUKSTER.
3 Dont pay attention to this word ya damn fugger.
4 Thugee.
5 fat girl in a red dress with facial hair.

1 man you look like a bounging.
2 Scary man: it was a foggy moonless night an evil cult THE THUGEE.
3 BOUNGING.
4 Dat zukster is bounging.

by jack mehoff November 7, 2004

twerp

The process of licking and synthesizing a female's clitoris; eating out the pussy.

Whistle while you twerp.

by jack mehoff January 29, 2005

wren

The local bitch of Furcadia.

"Don't you be a Wren!"

by jack mehoff August 4, 2004

gurn

Derogative slang term for a black person. Derived from the word gurney. Say gurney 10 times fast and listen to what it sounds like. Special because the gurns themselves do not know what it means.

Dude, all these gurns tried to jump me the other day. Stupid gurns

by jack mehoff October 23, 2004

cooker

Person who cooks meth. Usually in a trailer, abandoned building or backseat of their '76 buick.

I saw two cookers come running out of their trailer on fire when that meth lab blew.

by jack mehoff March 25, 2004