jables80's definitions

schindler

a person who tries to steal things without your noticing

jon han did you clock in early again, you schindler

by jables80 December 31, 2010

Jess

A person who lies better than you can tell the truth.

Who the hell did you hear that from?
Jess . . .

GODDAMN-IT she's the master.

by jables80 January 1, 2011

Larry

A slang term for a giant, a person of large stature with an enormous phallus, who dwells on giant mountain with others of his own kind.

Holy shit, did you see that guy?
Oh ya, he was a Larry for sure.

by jables80 January 1, 2011

shit fuck damned

when you are drunk and on one or more other drugs

did you see kyle tonight, he was drunk and high, oh ya, that kid was shit fuck damned

by jables80 December 14, 2010