j00's definitions

punch of david

When you jizz a Star of David on a girls back, and then punch her in the back of the head.

"LOL I woke up last night and there was a Star of David nut stain on my back, but i cant remember who gave it to me..."

"i was bored of reading the Torah so i gave my schmuck girlfriend Sheila the Punch of David"

by j00 October 29, 2004

wigger

A piece of nasty, disgusting, wannabe black, stupid, ignorant, white trash who tries to act black because he thinks it makes him look cool; Low life.

Look at that wigger over there with his Fubu shirt, what a faggot.

by j00 November 18, 2003

steenk floot

1. Sticking your dick in a girls mouth after thoroughly ramming her in the ass
2. Whilst having anal sex, hearing a whistle-like sound due to a small pocket of trapped air inside the asshole
3. Sticking the end actual flute of some sort, preferably steel, up a chicks ass and playing on the mouthpiece of the flute

"I got a little tired of going to band class and seeing this skank think she was good at playing an instrument, so i made her play the steenk floot"

"This bitch was pissin' me off so I gave her the steenk floot"

by j00 January 5, 2005

polka

An awesome polish girl, preferably of the Filipowska origin

Roxy is such a Polka

by j00 July 14, 2004