41 definitions by j.n. growling

Grind Talk

When your grinding on a girl at a club or a party where the music is really loud and you start saying whatever the fuck you want because no one can properly hear you.

Grinder:"I'm gonna fuck you in the ass and eat your nipples like pepperoni!"
Girl Being Grinded On:"Did You Say Something!"
Grinder:"You dance nice!"
This is Grind Talk.

by j.n. growling July 2, 2010

Twilight

When you convince a girl to leave her family and run away with you on a road trip. After slumming around with her in sleazy motels that you never pay for, you finally rape, murder and drink all of her blood.

I was bored this summer so I decided to pull a twilight. (Sigh) I kinda' miss Megan though.

by j.n. growling June 25, 2010

Xenis

Pronounced Zee-nis like Xena.

A penis in it's prime. When a penis is fully erect and in it's peek physical condition. When it can not grow anymore and is challenging gravity it becomes a xenis.

To be legendary porn star you must be able to get a Xenis within 1 minute.

by j.n. growling June 29, 2010

Chronomatic

The type of high that makes your vision go into widescreen and makes everything around you look and sound like a movie.

After my last hit, the lighting changed and everything got chronomatic.

by j.n. growling July 2, 2010

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

A phrase used to explain of the lengths one would go through for a female.

I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie

by j.n. growling October 10, 2010

Drugus

A term for friend or person who doesn't put in any money when a group of people are attempting to buy drugs, but still expects to partake in said drug recreation.

Can I have a hit?
You didn't put in.
So.
Fuckin' Drugus.

by j.n. growling July 2, 2010

Polu

A small tuxedo made for the penis.

A polu is a must have for any man of class.

by j.n. growling June 26, 2010