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43 definitions by j.n. growling

 
1.
To revive a dead or dying franchise with dark and moody epicness.
Are they really rebooting Spider-Man.

Yeah, apparently they're gonna' try and Christopher Nolan it.
by J.N. Growling June 18, 2010
 
2.
A phrase used to explain of the lengths one would go through for a female.
I would drag my dick through a mile of broken glass just to hear her fart through a walkie talkie
by J.N. Growling October 10, 2010
 
3.
When all other important matters are put on hold to focus on something less important.
Cabinet officer: Mr. President, what are we going to do about Katrina?

George Bush: Fuck those niggers, there is a white girl missing.
by J.N. Growling July 02, 2010
 
4.
Knowing that you're wrong, but constantly insisting that you're right.
American Logic isn't right but it usually helps one win in almost every situation . Except Vietnam. We didn't win in Vietnam.
by J.N. Growling June 28, 2010
 
5.
A person who absolutely loves to ride the Apple company's dick.
Apple Rider: OMG The new Iphone just came out! This is the best day ever! I'm going to go home and masturbate to Steve Jobs giving a speech.
by J.N. Growling June 28, 2010
 
6.
The funniest and worst insult you could call a girl.
I called Lillian a Cross Eyed Cunt. She stabbed me shortly afterwards.
by J.N. Growling July 02, 2010
 
7.
A small tuxedo made for the penis.
A polu is a must have for any man of class.
by J.N. Growling June 26, 2010