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2 definitions by j.cairns

a self obsessed wank who often thinks he is god or a more powerful human being
i am d law a wank dj who cant mix a drink let alone 2 tunes
by j.cairns March 03, 2004
a fat, bald celtic fan who often mistakes a chicken for a sex toy.likes sex with hibs fans called dave
i am a very good vending machine techican with a large gut and a face like davie dodds.
by j.cairns March 03, 2004