j-mac's definitions

merit badging

The act of masturbating using a pack of girl scout cookies.

Dude, stop merit badging and get your ass over here!

The woman lost her dildo so she began merit badging.

by J-Mac February 17, 2005

tchibo

sum bruvva who be aktin' like a mad foolio but still be a wak g dogg.
stemmed from da days representin' on da west side of germany

yo bro you be a tchibo, tchibstanator, tchibs (tcheebs)

by j-mac June 30, 2004

To the pain

"To the pain" means the first thing you lose will be your feet below the ankles, then your hands below the wrist, next your nose and then your tounge. The next thing you lose will be your left eye followed by your right. Your ears youy keep and I'll tell you why, so that every shriek of every child at seeing your hideousness will be yours to cherish. Every babe who weeps at your approach, every woman who cries out "Dear God, what is that thing?" will echo in your perfect ears. That is what "to the pain" means. It means I leave you in anguish, wallowing in freakish misery forever.

Humperdinck: To the death!
Wesley: No. To the pain.

by J-Mac February 25, 2005

World of Whorecraft

Noun: Term for World of Warcraft. Since players whore themselves to the game.

I am gonna play World of Whorecraft all weekend.

by J-Mac February 23, 2005

baseslinger

Someone who sells crack(also known as)
base in order to turn profit or because they fucking want to.

That baseslinger on the corner of 28th and 77th has some good shit, nigga!

by J-Mac December 4, 2004

shabbadoo

A common nickname given to "special individuals" who work at Burger King, reciting "Ding! Fries are done!".

Aaaaw man!! Everytime I come to Burger King, I end up getting the shabbadoo!!

by J-Mac September 21, 2004

JibberMan

proper noun, the best damn MoH:AA player to play the game.

Holy Christ! I just got owned by JibberMan!

by J-Mac September 21, 2004