38 definitions by ivan

manbit

a measure of coolness, manliness, or style in a geeky way.

Jason had 9 valentines, +5 manbites for that niggah.

by ivan February 15, 2005

Dildowned

Getting slapped, hit, smacked, or just plain old fucked hard with a dildo.

*Ivan Slaps Rabid_Rabbit with a dildo

Ivan I just dildowned you Rabid_Rabbit!

by ivan August 27, 2004

Windmaker

Wind: also known as air.; Maker: something or someone that makes stuff.
Windmaker: Makes wind. Windmaker is also know as someone that makes stuff.

Thanks to Windmaker for helping me.; Windmaker is always giving

by ivan December 14, 2003

Ivan

He is the sexiest man alive and really sweet and so fuking attractive!!!

totally fukable

by ivan May 26, 2004

press ham

to sit, bare-assed, directly on a toilet seat.

Hell no, I don't press ham on public toilets.

by ivan January 24, 2004

hot topic

An extremely overpriced store in which posers shop. Get this one thing straight... to be gothic is not to wear black or shit like most of you believe.Being gothic is to be different, to laugh at life, You can prefer the darker side, but if you take it seriously you are already full of shit.No two real goths are the same, and usually arent sad people wearing a shirt that says "Ill go cut myself" but are humorous and fun to be around.

Yes, I shop at hot topic.Define shop...I bought an eyebrow barbell there, and a T-shirt at one point.Its not worth making your life based on it though.

by ivan June 15, 2004

fubijar

(chiefly military) acronym for "F*ck you, buddy. I'm just a reservist."
Used primarily during annual two-week activation period required of all military reservists.

Petty Officer - Johnson, you're on garbage detail.
Johnson - (muttered) Fubijar.

by ivan January 24, 2004