When you break a girl’s heart bad enough that she shaves her entire head trying to cope with the pain. They often cannot recover from this heartbreak for 2 years. Worse than the Dye break up
Chad: I broke up with my girl.

Brad: I saw that she shaved her head. You put her through a Bald break up!

Chad: Shit it’s not my fault she wasn’t good enough.

Brad: True, she had it coming.
by itybitykilla August 8, 2021
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