2 definitions by itchymonkey
To concurrently speak with authority on a subject you have no advanced knowledge of while also recognizing and appreciating that all of your knowledge on the subject was obtained while doing research on your phone while on the toilet.
From the French L'eau + google. The French “guardez l'eau”, meaning “watch out for the water”, refers to the medieval European practice of throwing the contents of chamber pots out the window and into the streets in a way not entirely dissimilar to the way "facts" are thrown into conversation in the early 21st century.
From the French L'eau + google. The French “guardez l'eau”, meaning “watch out for the water”, refers to the medieval European practice of throwing the contents of chamber pots out the window and into the streets in a way not entirely dissimilar to the way "facts" are thrown into conversation in the early 21st century.
I heard shoving a cactus up your ass can prevent you from getting <disease of your choice> but what do I know, I just l'eau-oogle 'd that.
by itchymonkey December 28, 2022
The act of someone with skills in the art of crochet applying a high level of scrutiny to the work of others, mainly knitters, but occasionally fellow crocheters, or the product produced by these people.
Wife: Look at her sorry excuse for a slouchy hat. The stitch is wrong, the pattern is bad, the wrong hook size was used and the yarn is acrylic.
Me: You're crochet-ming again.
Me: You're crochet-ming again.
by itchymonkey December 28, 2016