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1 definition by ironchefboyrd

Nonsensical term that can be used to innocuously describe both how poorly one feels, how horrendous something smells and how awful something looks without using profanity.
"My flu has me bedridden, I feel like poofaint."

"That car's home-made paint job looks like poofaint."
by ironchefboyrd January 14, 2009