iosef's definitions

Utah

The state in which scary happy plastic robots who work at Wendy's repeatedly apologize for not having a Texas double cheeseburger when you have been driving for twenty hours on your way to Idaho for no apparent reason.

We really are sorry sir that we don't have that item, is there anything else we can get you?

by iosef August 22, 2003

hemforok

1. religious or philosiphical bullshit.
2. a belief that can sway dependent upon the user's mood.

In the book of Hemforok, it's okay to be christian just to get christmas presents.

by iosef August 22, 2003