6 definitions by iopTanddEnshNahdkF

Swiss Armed Forces

Name given to an institution which sits around and does nothing.

'Ha! The police are a real Swiss Armed Forces when it comes to rounding up criminals!'

by iopTanddEnshNahdkF March 11, 2018

Arlene Foster

Name given to a scandalous person within a government office.

'The Justice Minister is an Arlene Foster, all these scandals he's involved in'

by iopTanddEnshNahdkF March 11, 2018

Stalin Bush

Name given to a really bushy communist mustachio.

'He has a Stalin Bush.'

by iopTanddEnshNahdkF March 11, 2018

Adamson

Typically from Scotland, they have toaster heads, drink iron brew and listen to the Arctic Monkeys.

'The Adamson would vomit downstairs and request a janiter'

by iopTanddEnshNahdkF March 11, 2018

Meme-scape

The eternal universe in which all memes exist and thrive. The Meme-scape is divided into several Meme-lands, each of which is presided over by a Meme-Lord (A person exerting exponential control over the way of the Dank Meme, i.e Shrek, Pepe, Harambe), who exert complete authority in their respective domains and control all the Lesser Memes. The Meme-scape is beyond mortal contemplation and is detached from the world of men. It is virtually impossible for mortals to enter it, although it is possible through the use of Meme-rifts through one dimension to the next.

'The Meme-scape is vast and holds all the dank memes and Meme-Lords'

by iopTanddEnshNahdkF May 26, 2018

Local

An establishment, also known as 'the watering hole' or 'the boozer' where people can purchase alcoholic beverages. An important social entity in most settlements.

Barry: 'Nigel my old chum, want to get some carling at the local?'
Nigel: 'Too right baz mate, meet you at the local them my son'

by iopTanddEnshNahdkF May 26, 2018