Whilst still residing in his parents house, the sad realization for a nirv is that their life amounts to nothing hence their commitment to spend the remainder of their life hanging around on IRC.
Also a sad fact is how nirv's have incredibly small genitalia, which is also reflected in their woefully inadequate computer hardware.
Being a nirv sure does suck :(
Bob: "I've hit rock bottom, I've hit the nirv".
Peter: "Bummer Bob".