3 definitions by innocent bystander
A hero for the new world, he brings about peace through the ancient art of Surprise Sex. His true identity remains a secret.
by innocent bystander September 11, 2004
Whenever a man shoves his balls back between his legs to show someone unfortunate enough to have answered... "No, I haven't seen a turkey gobble."
by innocent bystander June 19, 2003
To be patronising in the extreme.
Innocent person: "Did you watch..."
boother: "No I didn't watch anything last night, so don't even begin to ask me what I watched last night. Because if you ask me what I asked last night, I'll say nothing, and then this will have been a total waste of time!"
Innocent bystander: "Say what?"
boother: "No I didn't watch anything last night, so don't even begin to ask me what I watched last night. Because if you ask me what I asked last night, I'll say nothing, and then this will have been a total waste of time!"
Innocent bystander: "Say what?"
by innocent bystander May 22, 2004