5 definitions by inevitableloser
by inevitableloser November 16, 2018
A girl many boys by the name "Maxim" and "Joel" like to perv on, she is very sweet and thicker than a bowl of oatmeal. She is one you'll likely never come across in a while. She has very cringed behavior on social media and plays ROBLOX. She is extremely HOT and wears boots in the summertime. Although this is extremely weird, she doesn't give a fuck.
Wow Sara is extremely HOT.
Maxim: Fuck you nigga, she's mine.
Joel: What the FUCK did you just say you lil squirt ass nigga, she mine.
Maxim: Fuck you nigga, she's mine.
Joel: What the FUCK did you just say you lil squirt ass nigga, she mine.
by inevitableloser November 25, 2018
by inevitableloser November 16, 2018
A very cool kid who basically doesn't say no to any dare, he hasn't pussied out of 98% of all the dares given to him. He is what is known as a savage. He is also a wamen respecter, he doesn't get involved in cringey gang shit. He also plays basketball, he is an MVP that literally never rests. He likes to play with his 2,000 side chicks, and remember, even your mom rides him :)
Wow, Johnell really crossed Ryan up the other day?!
Elijah: Yeah I heard that Ryan l i t e r a l l y broke his ankles, he got rushed to the emergency room.
The crowd: wHoA!! Im gonna start riding on Johnell too!
The 8th graders: OMG HE IS EVEN BETTER THAN MICHAEL JAIDEN!!!
Elijah: Yeah I heard that Ryan l i t e r a l l y broke his ankles, he got rushed to the emergency room.
The crowd: wHoA!! Im gonna start riding on Johnell too!
The 8th graders: OMG HE IS EVEN BETTER THAN MICHAEL JAIDEN!!!
by inevitableloser November 25, 2018
A very cool and sweet young man who is the youngest in his class. He does any dare given to him and doesn't pussy out of 98% of his dares, he is what is known as a "savage". He is very attractive and is an MVP that literally never rests. He plays basketball like no other, he is a mini Stephen Curry. He likes to watch horror movies. He gets a new number everyday and likes to play with his 2,000 side chicks. He is honestly outstandingly. Girls jerk off to him. Your mom be riding him :)
Wow, did you hear Johnell, he just crossed up Ryan really badly like a MAD LAD.
Elijah: Wow, that's tough.
Elijah: Wow, that's tough.
by inevitableloser November 25, 2018